like most people i do enjoy my toast. and i like to put toppings on my toast. so when heinz offered me ‘toast toppers’ i thought ‘yeah, that works!’.
i was wrong. so very very wrong. you might as well get some baby food, pureed hot dog meat and some melted cheese strings, plaster it all over your toast then let the dog sneeze on it.
Heinz Toast Toppers : FAIL
Twin Beaks, Sesame Street: Monsterpiece Theater (Editor’s note: the writers of Sesame Street and other kid shows back in the day must have foreseen something awesome like the internets+youtube which would allow kids, now all grown up, to revisit their old favorites and view them with entirely new meaning and appreciation.)
how much do you wanna hang out with Jim Henson watching Twin Peaks?!?